Tuesday, October 09, 2007

what comes is better than what came before

i had a dream that oprahs husband was cheating on her with a live in girlfriend. the live in girlfriend was blonde and much like a bimbo. oprah had a kind of reality tv style show going on were she basically had cameras all over her house showcasing all of the fucked up things she was doing to the bimbo. there were two things that stood out. one the girl was only allowed to use a cramped bathroom and oprah had a picture of the bimbo getting the life squeezed out of her spray-painted next to the toilet. so when anyone sat on the toilet it looked like they were crushing the bimbo to death. second the bimbo owned life sized barbies that she would dress in the morning to decide what to wear that day and oprah took black sharpie and wrote the bimbos real address all over them for the cameras to see. ( this doesnt sound that bad, but the bimbo had rented the dolls and was paying maybe, 21 bucks a month for both. now that she had written on them she was gonna have to pay 61 bucks, she was upset.) the bimbo started stuffing the dolls into her backpack, crying and screaming, then my alarm went off and i woke up.

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